Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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