I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
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its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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