so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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