he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
so much tequila, so little girl.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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