when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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