If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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