You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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