i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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