you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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