I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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