He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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