Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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