ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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