4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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