: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Sorry about my life...
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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