Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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