I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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