Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Bring me that man meat
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