I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
only you would photoshop your dick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize
