yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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