so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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