I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
you had me at cake vodka
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Just puked most of my soul out..
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
