Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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