wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
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I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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