ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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