I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
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