talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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