You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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