Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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