I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
nutella sex= disaster
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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