we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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