Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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