haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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