Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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