you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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