Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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