yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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