Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
you win again, gameday.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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