I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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