After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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