it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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