we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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