I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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