My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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