Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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