i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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