how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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