WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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