Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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