I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
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It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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