see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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