Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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