Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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