butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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