the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
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