Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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