I think i peed on brittanys purse
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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