i barfeds in our rink
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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