i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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