You're my little dorito
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize
