I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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